My friends and long-abandoned readers,
I come to you with a heavy heart and the sad news that the
only canine member of the O-House has gone home to be with Jesus. Rest In Peace
to the beautiful, loyal, chillest-dog-you-ever-met, Toby.
As if life in the O-House weren’t great enough, one day a dog appeared. And by that I mean that Syd brought him back to Manhattan with her. (The amount of communication between house members regarding this decision is up for debate.) One fact remains, we will forever owe the Miller family a debt of gratitude for making our O-House family complete.
Some of the O-Housers were more excited than others, as
evidenced by this picture. (Ahem,
Keira.)
But in the end, hearts were won and life-long attachments
formed. Toby never got in anyone’s bed uninvited, never barked incessantly (to
my recollection), and only once devoured an entire plate of cookies that was
carelessly left on the coffee table.
Toby never caused any house drama, save the time he
“disappeared” and sent the O-Housers on a panic-fueled drive around Manhattan.
For more on that story, see
here.
If Toby had any shortcoming, it was that he was perhaps not
a great exercise partner. There was the time Syd took him on a bike ride and he
bolted after a squirrel, sending Syd flying over the handlebars. There were the
times that this author took Toby on runs around city park, and he wanted to
sprint the first mile, poop as far away as possible from one of the pet “waste
disposal” stations, and then crawl home at a leisurely pace.
But in all other respects, he was the. perfect. dog.
As I looked through the pictures that Syd sent for this blog
post, I thought to myself, how was Toby not a model? There isn’t a picture
where he isn’t posing perfectly, radiating a sort of regal handsomeness. He
definitely could have been the poster dog for 1-800 Pet Meds, or even the Martha
Stewart Dog Collection. Look at him killing it in that bandana:
O-House crushes came and went (or in some cases stayed, if
you count the ones who got married). But the only boy constant in our lives and
hearts was Toby. Despite being part of a shared custody arrangement between
various Millers (the specifics of which I could never quite figure out) he made
it into a surprising number of O-House pictures, and even joined us for
post-college reunions.